| Kentucky Drinkin Rules >>> >A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
> >>>pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
> >>>Mexico
> >>>our glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."
> >>>
> >>> >An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
> >>>glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces.
> >>>He
> >>>says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need
> >>>to drink out of the same glass twice either.
> >>>
> >>> >The Kentucky boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
> >>>throws his glass into the air, pulls out his shotgun and shoots the
> >>>Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we
> >>>have so
> >>>many Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones
> >>>twice.
> >>>
> >>>"GOD BLESS KENTUCKY!"
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