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Old 11-08-2005, 09:36 PM
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My First Time Ever

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I.

Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew what
she wanted to do.

Her skin so soft,
Her legs so fine,
I ran my fingers
Down her spine.

I didn't know how,
But I tried my best.
I started by placing
My hands on her breast.

I remember my fear,
My fast beating heart.
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart.

And when I did it,
I felt no shame.
All at once,
the white stuff came.

At last it was finished,
Its all over now,
My first time ever,
At milking a cow.

Some people have really dirty minds..
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