| Four ladies went into the pro shop after playing 18 holes of golf.
They were a bit exhausted. The pro asked, "Did you ladies have a good game today?"
The first lady said, "Oh, I had three riders today."
The second lady said, "I had the most riders ever. I had five."
The third lady said, "I did about the same. I had 7 riders, the same as last time."
The last lady said, "I beat my old record. I had 12 riders today.
Aren't you proud of me?"
After they went into the ladies locker room. An elderly golfer that had heard the ladies telling of their game went to the pro and said, "I've been playing golf for 40 years and thought I knew all the terminology of the game, but what's a rider?"
The pro said, "A rider occurs when you hit the ball far enough to get in the golf cart and ride to it."
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