| Three Old Ladies Named Gertrude, Maude, And Betty Were Sitting On A Park Bench Having A Conversation, When A Flasher Approached From Across The Park.
The Flasher Came Up To The Ladies, Stood Right In Front Of Them And To Their Shock And Dismay, Opened His Trench Coat.
Gertrude Immediately Had A Stroke.
Then Maude Also Had A Stroke.
But Betty, Being Older And More Feeble, Couldn't Reach That Far.
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