| Fontenot's first military assignment was to a military induction center, and, because he was a good talker, they assigned him the duty of advising new recruits about the government benefits, especially the GI insurance to which they were entitled.
Before long the Captain in charge of the induction center began noticing that Fontenot was getting a 99% sign up for the top GI insurance.
This was odd, because it would cost these poor inductees nearly $30.00 per month more for their higher coverage than what the government was already granting.
The Captain decided that he would sit in the back of the room and observe Fontenot's sales pitch. Fontenot stood up before his latest group of inductees and stated,
"If you got 'de normal GI insurance and go to Iraq and be killed, 'de government pays you beneficiary $6,000."
"If you take out 'de extra GI insurance, which gon' cost you 'de extra $30.00 a month, 'de government pays you beneficiary $200,000."
"Now," Fontenot concluded, "which bunch you t'ink 'dey gonna send to 'de combat first?"
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