| Wednesday, November 09, 2005 - 9:30AM
President Bush May Send Up To FIVE Marines to Assist France
President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a battle plan to pull France's a$$ out of the fire again.
Facing an apparent overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed-off teenagers, Mr. Bush doubts France's ability to hold off the little piss-ants. "Hell, if the last two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to surrender any moment now," said Bush.
Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be necessary to send up to five Marines to control the dissidents. The general admitted that five Marines may be overkill, but he wanted to get things under control within 24 hours of arriving on scene.
He stated he might have a hard time finding even one Marine anxious to help those ungrateful *******s out for a third time, but thought that he could persuade a few women Marines to do the job before they left on maternity leave.
President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our Marines out of there as soon as order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make sure the Marines did not take soap, razors, or deodorant with them, lest they stand out.
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