A kindergarten kid told his teacher that he had found a cat
, but that the cat was dead. "How do you know the cat was dead?" she asked him. "Because I pissed in his ear and he didn't move" the child answered, "You did what?!!"
the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know" explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and he didn't move"
