[lurker]

A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very
short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store,
glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter.
Noticing the length of her skirt (or lack thereof) and the location of the
raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread please,"
the man says politely.

The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin
bread, which is located on the very top shelf. The young man standing almost
directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he
surmised he would. Once she descends the ladder he muses that he really should
get two loaves, as he is having company for dinner. As the clerk
retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what
was going on. Thinking quickly, he requests his own loaf of raisin bread so he
can continue to enjoy the view.

With each trip up the ladder, the young lady seems to catch the eye
of another male customer. Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for
raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down. After many trips she
is tired, irritated and thinking that she is really going to have to try
the bread herself. Finally, once again atop the ladder, she stops and
fumes, glaring at the men standing below.

She notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd, staring up at
her. Thinking to save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is it
raisin for you, too?"

"No," stammers the old man, "but it's a quiverin."