| A salesman had a flat tire right in front of the insane asylum. There was a large fence between him and the patients but still he was uneasy. He jacked up the car, popped off the wheel cover and removed the lug nuts. As he took off the wheel he kicked the wheel cover and it along with all the lug nuts rolled down the embankment into a stream running along the road.
As he stood there cursing that loss of the lug nuts he attracted the attention of a patient. The fellow asked him what was wrong. The salesman warily explained the problem and the patient then said, "why don't you just take one lug nut off each of the other wheels, 3 lug nuts will hold the wheel on just fine until you get to a garage."
The salesman was surprised at the fellow’s suggestion and said, "why are you in there?"
The patient replied, "I'm insane, not stupid."
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Originally Posted by wordsmythe  Damn YOU for making me agree in public with you.
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