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Old 11-10-2005, 07:23 PM
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A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car became covered with dents. The next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard and all the dents would pop out. So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees. Then she started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, still nothing happened.

Her roommate, another blonde, came home and asked, "What are you doing?"

The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. The roommate rolled her eyes and said, "Uh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first."
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