[hoarsewhisperer]

One winter morning a couple was listening to the

radio over breakfast. They hear the announcer say,

"We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today.

You must park your car on the even-numbered side of

the street, so the snowplows can get through."

Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.



A week later while they are eating breakfast again,

the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12

inches of snow today. You must park your car on the

odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows

can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves

her car again.



The next week they are again having breakfast, when

the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14

inches of snow today You must park .." Then the power goes out.



Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look

on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to

do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so

the snowplows can get through?"



With the love and understanding in his voice that

all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Norman

says .. "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this

time?"