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Old 03-29-2006, 08:59 PM
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Why do I think Lurker will like this one....?

Did you know, March 14th was the anniversary of Albert Einstein's
Birthday. He was born in 1879.

Few remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa
Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.

He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed.
He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the
attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection.

He is famous for this theory...It was called Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty..
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