| The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the
US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF)
These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Missouri, Arkansas, Mississippi,
Alabama, Georgia and Tennessee boys will be dropped behind enemy lines
and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK!
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