OK, ya made me laugh again and I can't 'rep' ya again today, so I'll tell ya a secret! It came from my boys when visiting their dad and stepmom-to-be.
Dad's Ex (second wife) left becuz, well, there's not a good way to put it and Lurker's no doubt listening, so I won't say. We'll just say she liked experimentation. So she's living on the other end of town. I think I can say trailer court, right? I didn't say trashy, so I think it's OK.
Dad and Stepmom-to-be and oldest son were up late talking and laughing. Dad and Stepmom were imbibing on some alcholic beverages. Dad got tired and went to bed. Stepmom-to-be kept drinking. She and oldest son got a crazy wild hair to do something evil.
They packed up all of second wife's excess belongings from the basement in the back of an old pickup Dad had. They drove to the other end of town (oldest son driving because Stepmom-to-be is over the legal limit). Find trailer where second wife lived. Proceeded to dump ALL of second wife's junk in front of her trailer. Well, they were none too quiet about it and had the whole park awake within minutes. Second wife wasn't happy. Threatened to call the police. Stepmom-to-be invited her to do just that and they drove away.
Don't know why I felt compelled to share that - I kinda wish I'd been in on it... one of those things you hear and you laugh so hard you wet your pants, and one of those things you wish you could do, but will probably never be brave enough?
Sure made stepmom-to-be feel good. And second wife just got angry. Again. I still laugh when I think of it. Just like now. Have a great weekend!
