Oh,,as for what to do on weekends??????????????
Work? Drink?? Screw?? Smell the nasty air??? Get the hell out of Dodge????
Go to Walmart, and learn a "new language"????? Study the internet for jobs far from Dodge City?????? Wonder what the "poor" people in other towns are doing??????? Dust your "cowchip collection"???????? Try to fight your way into the park--even though you are the wrong color and are listening to AC-
DC instead of "accordian music"!!?????????!!