[Lone Gunman]

Becoming Calm:
>> >
>> > I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we
>> > all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I
>> > heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
>> >
>> > Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
>> > the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things
>> > I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this
>> > morning finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel,
>> > a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the
>> > remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the
>> > Cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of Chocolates.
>> >
>> > You have no idea how freaking good I feel.
>> >
>> > Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace