| Some guys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, his friend rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck.
A reporter who is strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the man.
"Forty Niners' fan saves friend from vicious animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Niners fan," the guy replies.
"Oakland Raiders' fan rescues friend from horrific attack," the reporter starts again.
"I'm not a Raiders fan either," the guy says.
"Then what are you?" the reporter asks.
"I'm a Cowboys fan!!!"
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,
"Redneck ******* kills family pet."
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Originally Posted by wordsmythe  Damn YOU for making me agree in public with you.
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