Good one Gunnie! Here is another one:
In a study of water by a group of TEXANS living in ARKANSAS, it was found that WATER IS Potentially more dangerous than previously thought. In the study, 10 mice (TexKan supplied) were placed into a 5 gallon bucket. The 5 gallon bucket was filled with water. After holding the mice underwater for 10 minutes, 9 out of the 10 mice died. Thus summarizing, water, in abundance, is life threatening to 9 out of 10 mice. The study will be reproduced on humans, as soon as enough volunteers can be found!
