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Old 11-14-2005, 06:49 PM
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Two Arabs are sitting in a Gaza Strip bar chatting over a pint of fermented
goat's milk.

One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start
reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son, he's a martyr."

"You must be so proud" says the other.

"This is my second son. He is a martyr also."

"A fine looking young man", replies his friend.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab says wistfully,

"They blow up so fast, don't they?"
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