| A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic.
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"Here is the situation," she said.
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: "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing.
He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help.
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His wife hears the commotion, knows he can't swim, and runs down to the bank.
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: Why do you think she ran to the bank?" :
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: A little girl raised her hand and asked, "To draw out all his savings?"
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Originally Posted by wordsmythe  Damn YOU for making me agree in public with you.
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