I've been waiting for the Globulette to report about a major silo breakage at the grain elevator on the south side of Trail Street... Not an explosion; but a rupture of one of the tubes that's large enough to drive a freight train through.
No, it didn't hurt a soul but it will further impact our local farmers when it's time to harvest.
But we are gunna get to pay for a special events center... I read about that.