Oh please!! It ain’t that cold. A buddy of mine spent 18 months in northern Greenland at a DEW line radar site. The site sat on a chunk of ice a mile deep. He said you know its cold when you take a leak and it cracks the urinal. Check this out, it will make you feel warm just knowing you ain’t there.
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