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Originally Posted by Sapphire I have a very important "gripe." What is it about this town that causes so many low-flying birds? They seem to know that your car is coming and refuse to fly away. I don't remember this much in Massachusetts. Maybe I'm just a bird magnet?  | I say speed up when they don't take flight and kill them with your bumper and/or grill (don't worry, it'll wash off.) Especially if they are pidgeons! Or as they should be called, rats with wings!
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