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Originally Posted by jeeezweeez Thanks Guys
I will try to get old I.D.back
Bout killed myself more than once sence I have moved here... i dunno... I do not ever remember falling so much in so short a time...
I hadn't been here a week and fell off my daughters porch....tried to sit down in the porch swing which is located at the end of the porch too close to the edge...well I was not aware I need to grab both chains and sit down , especially sence I had a drink in one hand and my purse in the other.... I just backed my ass up and the swing kept going and I landed in the yard... didn't spill the drink tho....now cut that out ...it was pop
And right now I am sporting a wonderful black eye... taking a lamp out of the car and jammed it into my eye....
Then tonight... I went water skiing in my hallway in flipflops...condensation pump leaking from airconditioner..... well let me tell you... iffen I had of been naked.... I would have stuck to the floor ...you know like one of those suction cup thingys..... never ever have I done the splits just for a fall...hehehe.....MY POPO IS DAMAGED...OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
anyhoooooo..... needless to say.... I have to start at square one on my KEGELS(ms??)...  SQUEEZE ONE TWO....SQUEEZE ONE TWO....OUCH!!!
Hey TEE AND USA ...............KISSES AND HUGS | Do I need to kiss it and make it better? 
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