It is a proven "fact, theory, whatever", that eating food makes people fat. Thus I propose that no one should be allowed to eat any food, in any public place, as it promotes detrimental harm to the human race!!
Oh, and no drinking in public, because some ex-alcoholic might see you and start drinking again!
And no more "screwing", as this creates too many mouths to feed, and could lead to transmission of diseases, little critters, and so forth!
DILLIGAF?