| Ahkmed the Arab came to the United States from the Middle East. He was only here a few months when he became very ill.
He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.
Finally, he went to an Arab doctor who said: "Take dees bocket, go into
de odder room, poop in de bocket, pee on de poop, and den put your
head down over de bocket and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes."
Ahkmed took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the
bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten
minutes. He then attempted to light some hash..... and .... KABOOM!
Ahkmed ascended to allah and was immediately interspersed among the anal remains of his fellow believers. To allah he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?"
The all knowing allah said, "You were homesick! You were horney! Welcome to heaven... now find the virgins..."
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