OK Texie, here you go. I have sent, down to HOOSTON, one Illegal
DC Immigrant. He,she,it, is carrying a Mexican flag, a packing plant knife, and has a pit bull for a pet. Drives a brand new American Chebby, which is chop/dropped to the ground giving 2 inches clearance. OH, and has those wide tires, exceeding from the fenders. Carries a wad of food stamps, WIC coupons, Ford Co. Health Dept Records, and a roll of hundred dollar bills. Other give-aways: Speaks no English, Has no checking account, Carries money orders from USPS/Dodge City, has dark hair, and has a tatoo of Uncle Sam kissing his a$$ on his butt! If you locate this "person", and send it to Mexico, you will win the dodgebored prize of the day-----one box of kitty litter. For proof of delivery, you must send in a picture of your catch, along with the proof of Uncle Sam tatoo on a$$. If sending in actual tatoo, please put in ziplock bag to keep fresh.
The contest will close, when
DC runs out of illegal immigrants----
