Newsflash!!!!
A brick was found thrown thru the windshield of an Air Force Recruiter in Dodge City last nite. Captain Napalm says he was just driving down the street, minding his own business. when this humvee with a crazed Army recruiter came at him spouting off something about all the good recruits were joining the Air Force. After review by the local
DC CSI, it was discovered that the brick was from a local manufacturing company named dodgeboard, and a one Army of One's fingerprints were plainly legible on the bricks perimeter. Anyone spotting the culprit is advised to call 227-STOP. Reward at press time, was an "old cat" turd, and a "leg hump" by dodgeboard members, who will remain nameless!!