[hoarsewhisperer]

this might be a repeat, but certainly bears repeating

A man and a woman were driving down the road
And arguing about his deplorable infidelity.

Suddenly the woman reaches over and slices
the mans penis off. Angrily, she tosses it out
the car window.

Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9 year
old daughter. The little girl is just chatting away at
her father when all of a sudden the penis smacks
the pickup on the windshield, sticks for a moment,
then flies off.

Surprised, the daughter asks her father,
"Daddy, what the heck was that?"

Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything
sexual at such a young age the father replies,
"It was only a bug, honey."

The daughter sits with a confused look on
her face, and after a few minutes she says,
"Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"