I think those lawyers and judges give you one helluva "laxative" in court, cause they sure c
lean ya out!!
On a lighter note---During my first experience with a "BM", I was just a kid and was hospitalized for a tonsilectomy or something. The nurse came around and asked, "Have you had a BM, today"? Thinking that I was missing out on an ice cream or something, I replied, "Heck no, I haven't had a BM"! Well, you all can guess what I got next!!!!! OOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhh, my butt still hurts
