| Cyrus asks: Daddy, how was I born?
DAD SAYS: Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met
at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room,
where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one
of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said: "You've Got Male!"
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Originally Posted by wordsmythe  Damn YOU for making me agree in public with you.
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