| Merry Christmas
A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?"
The clerk says, "What denomination?"
The blonde says, "God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists.
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In the words of George Eliot
Blessed is the man who, having nothing to stay, abstains from giving us worthy evidence of the fact.
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