| Twas the night before the holidays
And all through the house
Lurker was laying there
eying a mouse
His tail was wagging
as he was preparing to dart
the mouse looked up
as he heard lurker fart.....
The rodent passed out with a
face full of gas
He never had smelled such a smell
that eaked from the dogs ass...
Lurker pounced on the mouse
and began to chew
he gobbled it up and it
soon became poo...
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LIBERALISM
The haunting fear someone, somewhere can help themselves.
" I think he (Obama) can be ready, but right now I don't think he is. The presidency is not something that lends itself to on-the-job training.."
Senator Biden |