| Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged...
1. Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear?
2. Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Queens Disoriented Are
3. Dementia: I Think I'll be home for Christmas
4. Narcissistic: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
5. Manic: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and..
6. Borderline Personality Disorder: Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
7. Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why
8. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...
9. Paranoid: Santa Clause is Coming to Get Me
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