| And one for PETA
A waiter asks a man, "may I take your order, sir?"
"Yes", the man replies. "I'm just wondering, exactly how do you prepare your chickens?"
"Nothing special, sir. We just tell them straight out that they're going to die."
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Originally Posted by wordsmythe  Damn YOU for making me agree in public with you.
But when you're right you're right. | "Wal-Mart, you may want to look into this." |