and someone had used my debit card on my account to the tune of over one thousand dollars.....trying to get a cash advance from Western Union......... riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight .....like I have that in my account....jeezeweeze
What??? You don't have "thousands" of dollars in your account????

Texie told me you was rich and dragging an oxygen bottle around! My kinda woman!!
You gotta watch these sneaky a$$holes nowadays, Weezie. Somebody is always trying to get in your pocket, or screw you outta something!