| Thanksgiving Dance A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"
The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you."
The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
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Originally Posted by wordsmythe Damn YOU for making me agree in public with you.
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