Here ya go Muffie and Army. I just couldn't resist!!
KANSAS CITY CHIEFS
Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super
Bowl?
A: The Kansas City Chiefs.
Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: How do you keep a Kansas City Chief out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Kansas City in case of a tornado?
A: To Arrowhead - they never get a touchdown there!
Q: What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring?
A: a thief.
Q: Why was Herm Edwards upset when the Kansas City Chiefs play book was
stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q: What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar
bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we will never find out.
Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road)