I did a wedding dance, was to be 200 people attending. I even choreographed the wedding itself. Did the music and everything. Anyway....
Day of wedding, all places set, bride glowing..........10 people show up counting the family already there. 10 whole people. No bad weather, nothing to keep them away. I was shocked. Anyway, I go ahead and set up for the dance, thinking more would show up to that...........nope. The wedding party basically moved to the adjoining bar and I played for 4 hours to a basically empty room. I really felt bad for the bride's family, they shelled out some major bucks. I assume the marraige probably lasted about as long as the reception. Turns out the groom and his kin decided to leave early and go to another bar............it was no shock to me. I would say, on the food chain, after meeting them, they ranked about in the single cell organism range.
