| Another one for TexKan
DUE TO THE POPULARITY OF THE SURVIVOR SHOWS, TEXAS IS PLANNING TO DO ITS OWN, ENTITLED SURVIVOR-TEXAS STYLE.
THE CONTESTANTS WILL START IN DALLAS, TRAVEL TO WACO, AUSTIN, SAN ANTONIO, OVER TO HOUSTON AND DOWN TO BROWNSVILLE. THEY WILL THEN PROCEED UP TO DEL RIO ON TO EL PASO, THEN TO MIDLAND, ODESSA, LUBBOCK, AND AMARILLO.
FROM THERE THEY'LL PROCEED TO ABILENE, FT. WORTH, AND FINALLY BACK TO DALLAS. EACH WILL BE DRIVING A PINK VOLVO WITH BUMPER
STICKERS THAT READ: "I AM A GAY VEGETARIAN ... I LOVE THE DIXIE CHICKS ... I VOTED FOR AL GORE ... HILLARY IN 2008 ... GEORGE STRAIT SUCKS ... AND I'M HERE TO CONFISCATE YOUR GUNS!"
THE FIRST ONE THAT MAKES IT BACK TO DALLAS ALIVE ... WINS.
Wanna be on the pilot
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