| Geography
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India - very hot, relaxed and
convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France - gently aging but still
a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain - with a
glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel - has been through war
and doesn't make the same mistakes twice; takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada: self-preserving but
open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious
past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous spirit
and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran. Ruled by a prick.  |