| A man called his ex-wife's law firm and asked the receptionist if he could speak to her lawyer, Mr. Smith.
She replied that she was sorry, but Mr. Smith was dead.
The next day the man called again wanting to speak with Mr. Smith.
The receptionist again said that she was sorry, but he was dead.
The next day, the man rang again and asked if he could talk to Mr. Smith.
The receptionist said that she was sorry but she had already told him two times that he was dead.
The man replied, I know that, I just like hearing it!
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