| A guy walks into a bar in Kentucky and orders a mudslide.
The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here are
ya?
"No," replies the man, "I'm from Arkansas".
The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Arkansas?"
"I'm a taxidermist," said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the
world is a tax-e-derm-ist?
"The man says,"I mount animals".
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar..."It's
okay boys, he's one of us!" |