| School Valedictorian
A heartwarming story from an honors student in a government school (sometimes referred to as "public" schools).
Hello, My name be Eboneesha, a African-American girl who jest got an award for being the best speler in class I got 67% on the speling test and 30 points for being black, 5 points for not bringing drugs into class, 5 points for not bringing guns into class, and 5 points for not getting Pregnut during the cemester. It hard to beat a score of 120%. The white dude who sit next to me is McGee from the Bronx . He got 98% on the test but no extra points on account of he have the same Skin color as the opressirs of 150 years ago.
Granny ax me to thank all Dimocraps and Liberals for suporting Afermative action. Yo showing us the way to true equality. I be gittin in medical skool nex an mabe I be yo doctor.
Yo fren,
Eboneesha
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