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[quote=TexKan;44945]

* BEER COAT.
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise At 3:00am .

* BREAKING THE SEAL.
Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.

These are the two I have personally experienced on numerous occasions........
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