| Two middle aged men who hadn't seen each other in years got together one afternoon for a round of golf. During their game and conversations John asked Bill, "How is your wife Mary? I haven't seen her in several years."
Bill answered, "She might have died."
Startled, John said, "She might have died? What do you mean she might have died?"
"Well" Bill continued, "The sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up in the kitchen sink!"
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"Wal-Mart, you may want to look into this." |