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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help >>>me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it >>>started.
>>>
>>>"Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The >>>blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
>>>
>>>Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him >>>in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
>>>
>>>He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to >>>her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be >>>able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
>>>
>>>He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a >>>nice cup of tea, and then ..."
>>>
>>>He sighed...............
>>>
>>>
>>>.............. "Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."