[jeezeweeze]

A cocky State Highway employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old

farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for a possible
new road." The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field." The
Highways employee said, "I have the authority of the State Government to
go where I want. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on
farm land." So the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, he
heard loud screams and saw the State Highways employee running for the
fence and close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was madder
than a nest full of hornets and the bull was gaining on the employee at
every step!!





The old farmer called out, "Show him your card!!"