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> Subject: George W Bush
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> President George W. Bush was scheduled to
> visit the Episcopal Church outside
> Washington as part of his campaign to restore
> his pathetic poll standings.
> His image handler made a visit to the Bishop
> and said, "We've been getting a
> lot of bad publicity because of the
> president's position on stem cell
> research, the Iraq war, Hurricane Katrina, and
> the Veterans
> Administration. We'll make a $100,000
> contribution to your church if during
> your sermon you will say that the President is
> a saint.
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> The Bishop thought it over for a few moments
> and finally said, "The Church
> is desperate for funding - I'll do it."
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> Bush showed up for the sermon and the Bishop
> bega n: "I'd like to speak to
> you all this morning about our President.
> George W. Bush is a
> liar, a cheat, and a low-intelligence weasel.
> He took the tragedy of
> September 11 and used it to frighten and
> manipulate the American people.
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> "He lied about weapons of mass destruction and
> invaded Iraq for oil and
> money, causing the deaths of tens of thousands
> and making the United States
> the most hated country on earth. He appointed
> cronies to positions of power
> and influence, leading to widespread death and
> destruction during Hurricane
> Katrina. He awarded contracts and tax cuts to
> his rich friends so that we
> now have more poverty in this country and a
> greater gap between rich and
> poor than we've had since the Depression.
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> "He has headed the most corrupt,
> bribe-inducing political party since Teapot
> Dome.
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> "The national surplus has turned into a
> staggering national debt of 7.6
> trillion Dollars, gas prices are up 85%, which
> the people of America cannot
> afford, and vital research into global warming
> and stem cells is stopped
> cold because he's afraid to lose votes from
> religious kooks.
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> "He is the worst example of a true Christian
> I've ever known.
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> "But compared to Dick Cheney, George W. Bush
> is a saint."
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