| Why Sentence structure is so important...
The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two
people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were
both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire
the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying
all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before
but I have to lay you or Jack off."
"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit."
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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